Being the MAN!

Well being the man.... Well, frankly I don't really know all toooo well. Since I've been like %60 percent new age sensitive man most of the time. Yea, go ahead and call me a queer <.< To help get the point better. I'll do what I do best. Make guidelines! ^^

1. Control your emotions!

Men don't burst into tears. Real men cry, but you better have a good reason to, lol. And men don't throw emotional tantrums. However don't turn into an emotionless statue, just keep a clear head, and don't let your emotions rule you. *cough* Women! *cough*

2. Be independent!

While doing things together is fun, doing it too much can be torture! A girl doesn't want a man to be by her side all the time. (You creeper!) Have a life separate from hers. Like video game nights and adventures with the guys. If you dedicate yourself too much, the guys will think your whipped, and your lady will think and use you as a tool. Counter balance those creepy ball-jointed dolls with some badass Kamina action figures!

3. Be Strong and Courageous!

If a bear is about to attack a woman or child. You'd better go in between the two. Okay, maybe that's too extreme of an example, but if you and your family were out in the parking lot. And it was pouring outside with the lightning and Pedobear lurking near the car, and someone had to get the car. The man has to get it, women and children can stay under the shelter, the man can't. This isn't something you should say out loud to women, but keep inside the back of your head. A man usually takes on the protector in the family. A woman being the heart of it. Sure men can kiss boo-boos and read bed time stories too. But we aren't really designed for that. Were the ones who have to go in the dark closet to kick the Boogeyman's ass. Women like to see a man prepared for that role.

4. Treat all Women with Respect and Care!
Kindness, gentle manliness, and hood humor aren't just for the girls you want to date. They can see through that a mile away. They judge you on how you treat the women around them. Treat women as the fairer sex, not the weaker one. Word gets around that your a good man. After that, it should be easier to find a lady. Even if you not looking for a girl, it's still nice to be well liked and appreciated, no?

Well those are what I think being a man is about. I'm sure there is a lot more to it than that, but I'm still seventeen, lol. I'm still learning. I know for a fact though, being a man isn't all shits and giggles. They have duties that they must follow through on, and our rights get compromised over and over again it's ridiculous! But you don't see us complaining, and grouping up. *cough* Feminists! *cough* A man does what needs to be done, and worries about shit later.